Austrians talk funny!!!

Zey are zo funny at talking, ya? They seriously sound like those fellas from snl. good lord. But I love them anyway!!! Amsteramians also talk funny!! One bartender was like "OOh, funboy!! Your hands..zey are so small and cute, ya? can i touch zem ya?? Ya, zey are like ladies hands, ya?? Ya??" Czechs speak beautifully though!! Wow!!! Not in english, but in there native tongue!! DAMN!! I like czechs!! Austrians were nicer and amsterdams were more flamboyant, but czechs are cool dudes and duderettes!! Dublin is all charming and shit!!!! Shit!!!! mehahahaha. If I was a leprechaun I would totally get make love to all of them!!! o woeful day!!! I like watching hockey now!! the olympics are better at hockey than hockey that isn't the olympics!!!! well, it's been real.....