Diary of an ex-pat

Being an EXPAT is hard work!! You know what's tough??? Begin an EX-PAT!!! I'm so hardcore! Why am I hardcore?? Because I'm an EX-PAT!! I even have an EX-PAT beard!! And I talk about George W. in EXPAT cafe's. And I wear a beret!! And I talk about life and philosophy. Did I mention my...EXPAT beard!!!!! Wow, I can't believe how great it is to be an EXPAT!!! Why am I an EXPAT you ask??? Because, man, like, you know, george w. is a satan, man and , you know, like sometimes man, you gotta like, you know, just take this life, man, and you know, you gotta live...to the XTREME!!! More like the EXPATSTREME!!! Yeah, cuz we, man, are like, you know, like nazis in america, man, like, seriously, whoa, man, we gotta fight the power, man, yeah, dude, like bush is a hitler, whoa, man, whoa daddy, yeah, surf the wave of life, man, become an EXPAT!!! mehahahahaha