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It has been way too long since my last scandalous update. But worry not, my faithful audience of two. Times are a changing in this seemingly stable blogger's universe we find ourselves so enwrapped in. As we know all too well, things have the unfortunate habit of falling..well...i guess of falling apart. And since that slippery bitch of time is anything but a constant, it takes more than just words to get by in this life of ours. I guess I'm trying to say "more than words is all I have to give to make it real." Now, this may sound like a ripoff of a popular song from the 80's by a hair band of sorts, but for me it means a great deal more. Think of it as a..hmmm..a..how do you say...a metaphor!! A metaphor that has some sort of meaning!! Do you follow, dear readers?? In a way, this world is a stage and we are the actors!! Again, this may seem like I'm borrowing something from a certain Bill Shakes, but I can because it's a metaphor!! You can do anything you want if it's metaphorical!! You could blackmail Bob Saget if it's symbolic!! You could have an affair with Tom Delay if it's ironic!! Is this making sense?? So to justify anything in this world of many, just remind your accusers that you are reflecting art through the prism of life and therefore can justify defecating on Patrick Schwayze for aesthetic effects. And remember I'm using this blog post as a metaphor and the symbology of my syntax for the sake of art. mehahahahahahahahahahahaha