TOP 10 MOVIE JUDGED BY A PRETENSIOUS ASS CLOWN!!!!
Hello, whores and bores. Time for my much anticipated top 10 of 2006 in the field of visual and culinary arts. First let the Bojangley Bastard preface it by laying out movies that would have had a chance if our masked menace had more money and would have taken time to see them. "Little Children" "Notes on a Scandal" and Clint Eastwood stuff all were unfortunately not seen at time of the great blogathon of '07. Here is what I did see.
1.2.3 That's right, we have a three way tie for first. Any other year, any one of these movies would drink the menstrual blood of any movie in the field, but this year was special.
Children of Men/Pan's Labrinthe/United 93
These movies work alone and with each other. Yes, they are movies with messages, but no they don't hit you over the head like a rabid sledgehammer, drunk off the sweet aphrodesiac which is self-importance. In a perfect world, I'd watch Pan then United and then Children of Men in that order to get how these movies are connected. Unfortunatedly, we don't live in a perfect world as these films will attest to.
4. The Departed. Any other year, this would be number 1. It's also entertaining as hell. Not quite as intense as the three above it.
5. Thank You For Smoking. Do I dare put a comedy this high on the list? I just did. Shut up. That was a rhetorical question you cretin. Does it look like I care? That was also rhetorical. Define rhetorical if you're so smart, Bojangles. (Awkward Silence). 'nuff said.
6. The Science of Sleep. Almost would have been my favorite, but parts of it almost dropped it off this distinguished list. So I compromised and put it 6. EXCUUUUSE ME. Most original movie you'll see. Visuals are amazing.
7. History Boys. An enjoyable romp indeed. Warning: Some might find it rather boring, but this student of film (jackass) found it thoroughly amusing (huge jackass...I apologize for the writer)
8. Volver. You can't spell top ten without Pedro. (You can).
9. The Proposition. Leave it to a schmuck to pick an obsure Australian Western, with more blood to feed the population of Translyvania, as the number 9 pick. What a douche!!
10. Descent. Substitute the words "obscure Australian Western" with "Obscure British blood fuckathon" and number "9" with "10".
Well, you there you have it. I'm sure I left some Eastwoodian films off the list that my loyal audience of 1 will tell me about, but I'm done. I'd make an honorable mention section, but nobody really reads that. Honorable mentions are the first losers. Except for second place I guess. Or 4th place in this list, because I'm a tard and I had a three way tie instead of actually making a decision. The Masked Bojangley Bastard Strikes again!!! mehahahaha
1.2.3 That's right, we have a three way tie for first. Any other year, any one of these movies would drink the menstrual blood of any movie in the field, but this year was special.
Children of Men/Pan's Labrinthe/United 93
These movies work alone and with each other. Yes, they are movies with messages, but no they don't hit you over the head like a rabid sledgehammer, drunk off the sweet aphrodesiac which is self-importance. In a perfect world, I'd watch Pan then United and then Children of Men in that order to get how these movies are connected. Unfortunatedly, we don't live in a perfect world as these films will attest to.
4. The Departed. Any other year, this would be number 1. It's also entertaining as hell. Not quite as intense as the three above it.
5. Thank You For Smoking. Do I dare put a comedy this high on the list? I just did. Shut up. That was a rhetorical question you cretin. Does it look like I care? That was also rhetorical. Define rhetorical if you're so smart, Bojangles. (Awkward Silence). 'nuff said.
6. The Science of Sleep. Almost would have been my favorite, but parts of it almost dropped it off this distinguished list. So I compromised and put it 6. EXCUUUUSE ME. Most original movie you'll see. Visuals are amazing.
7. History Boys. An enjoyable romp indeed. Warning: Some might find it rather boring, but this student of film (jackass) found it thoroughly amusing (huge jackass...I apologize for the writer)
8. Volver. You can't spell top ten without Pedro. (You can).
9. The Proposition. Leave it to a schmuck to pick an obsure Australian Western, with more blood to feed the population of Translyvania, as the number 9 pick. What a douche!!
10. Descent. Substitute the words "obscure Australian Western" with "Obscure British blood fuckathon" and number "9" with "10".
Well, you there you have it. I'm sure I left some Eastwoodian films off the list that my loyal audience of 1 will tell me about, but I'm done. I'd make an honorable mention section, but nobody really reads that. Honorable mentions are the first losers. Except for second place I guess. Or 4th place in this list, because I'm a tard and I had a three way tie instead of actually making a decision. The Masked Bojangley Bastard Strikes again!!! mehahahaha
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