Big Fish in Big Pond

Yay, it's great being a big fish in a big pond. Oh, the swimming I do, Oh the gills I breathe through. It's like that great thing people say: So, you have two choices--you can be a small fish in a big pond or a big fish in a little pond, right? (Pause for dramatic effect) Wrong! At our (fill-in-blank) you'll be a big fish in a big pond!! Everyone cheers: "YAYYYYYYY."

The only problem is that if the pond's big enough it actually magically turns into an ocean. Guess what else lurks in the depths of ocean water other than big fish? Otters, Sharks, Whales and Pirates! A big fish doesn't have a chance with all these predators. Or does it?

Take the blow fish for example: the blow fish blows it's blow head all blowy and turns into a scary and blowy pumpkin type blowy blow blow. Hence, it doesn't get eaten by Long Dong Silver--the most diabolical and cunning pirate of the seven seas (and by seas I mean oceans).

Oh, how the blow fish thwarts the evil Long Dong Silver's plans, O the adventure, O the romance. Yes, you heard correctly. The great Long Dong Silver proves himself quite the lover in such situations and the tension is unbearable...such is life for the big fish in the big pond.