The Masked Bojangly Strumpet...

mehahaha. Hello my pets. Tis been too long since the time of last. Ah, the adventures I've had since we've last spoke. O the myths I've debunked, O the ladies I've deflowered. Mehahaha. Well, what better way to reimmerse ourselves in each other than a story entitled:

The Curse of the Sprinkling Geyser of Doom and Gloom: The empire of Soth--the little tailor that could! Could Die: And how he changed the 2oth Century through Ingenuity, Lust and Microscopes; But how he became a robot in the process: A Robot who loathed to love--but Stood on his Feet and Changed the World Forever: Until He died: Based on A True Story.

Ah, if robots can't influence the way we live then who can? Obviously, ourselves--mankind. The Fourth dimension. Of all the dimensions, the 4th seems to be the most mythical. This is where volume goes to die...or dine??????