Wednesday, October 22, 2008

politico mystico

Let's take another look at that cloudy orb that you call my ball and I call my invisible third eye, but that would insinuate that you couldn't see me conjure to life my unconscious thoughts, which are actually conscious and about to be hurled at you, like Kane hurled his snow globe on his death bed (floor) before his most famous and fictional death which brought us the best movie of the 20th century, which was the only full century of cinema, even though it wasn't really full since the first narrative full length film was shot after 1900. Without further ado, let's look into my glassy ball and see what the future will look like in less than two weeks!

Here goes: the polling will tighten a little bit. How much? I'd say Obama will enter the 4th with a 3-4% lead in terms of the poll of polls. What does this mean? Well, it means that McCain will need to get out the vote and suppress the vote (Diebold and old-fashioned racism at the polls, which we would like to think are anachronistic, but are timeless--instead of gold hazed days of the poll test, we have the house test, the ID test, the "Oh, I'm sorry you're house was foreclosed, but your ID still doesn't match the registration and where you are living now, negro). It is very possible that McCain and Diebold and the crazy people have enough power to tilt the scales in 2-3 states. This is why Gore and Kerry lost: there paths to the nomination lied in 3 states. These were Penn, Ohio and Florida. Nothing else was really contested. All Diebold had to do was cheat there way through Florida in 2000 and Ohio in 2004.

Obama, due to trends in demographics, Republican unpopularity, inept McCainian campaiging, and his political brilliance (calmness) has been able to broaden the battlegrounds to include: CO, Nevada, NM, Iowa, NC, VA, WVA, as well as OH and FL. These are all tilting toward Mr. Black Guy (save WVA). We've seen how incompetently Palin (retarded) this campaign has been thus far. For them to steal 6-7 states through Dieboldian means would be brilliant. Unfortunately, there campaign is only smart in a rain man sort of way. They may be really good at one thing--scare tactics--but this Autistic intelligence is weakened in core things like strategy and coherence.

This is comparable to what my thoughts are of all the 9/11 conspiracy theorists who write about how our government may have been responsible. Really? The incompetents behind Katrina and Iraq couldn't mastermind shit. They are lacking in the coordination needed to organize that sort of terrible act, just like McCain couldn't rig an election for Trig's run for student council at his special school in 10 years.

I, like others, think that Ohio, FL and NC are not locks for Obama. That said, McCain will need to spend up many resources to win these three states, but will also need to defend MO, VA, CO, NV and pick up PA. There are too many leaks to plug up for this to work. I think a bad day for Obama will be 274 electoral votes and a good day will be 350 electoral votes. If he loses, it will be unprecedented. The only way for him to lose is if he eats Palin's baby on French television whilst praying toward Mecca.

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